In the future. Even though I'm not having kids.
My child: Mom I found this book in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid of it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Uhm... "Catching Fire"?
Me:
My child:
Me:
My child:
Me: Gale, get Katniss and Peeta. I'm going to tell you a story.

Anyone want to study and take my finals for me? No? Okay.

In other news, I will most likely be changing my URL tonight or tomorrow.

In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was listening to music when this girl goes:

“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”

He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”

My respect for this child has raised 649684654%

(Source: my-holmes-chapel-homie-hazza, via socialoutcast123)

Thanks Mandy for pointing out the fact that I have no friends. 

Like I didn’t already know that -_- 

Fml

Yay. I’m either going to the hospital tonight or tomorrow to get x-rays done. If something is wrong, then I get to have surgery done most likely. Joy to the world. 

That awkward moment when you give the right answer but the teacher doesn’t hear you, so some bitch steals it from you and the teacher praises them

lolzpicx:

(Source: most-awkward-moments, via you-gotnothing-tolose)

No school

studying for finals soon. 

3 more finals tomorrow then I’m pretty much done (: 

I just need to go back mid June for regents. 

Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday